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This one is dedicated to all the teachers out there. No, I’m not going to do 90’s style rap number. Readers beware I may embark on an endless journey of swear words. No turning back, I’m afraid.

To be honest guys, this is about one particular teacher. My Physics teacher. I’m sick of her. I am genuinely done with all her fucking bullshit. She is supposed to impart her knowledge and expertise onto me. Is that hard to comprehend? Hard to believe that someone who can get through a university degree of Theoretical Physics cannot do this.

Nightly, I waste countless hours of my precious existence completing homework which is tremendously irrelevant to my exam syllabus. Most of the time, I complete the work days advance because that’s just the wonderful and ambitious pupil that I am. Now, I am not complaining about all homework because truly some of it is beneficial (from OTHER subjects). But, this one teacher decided to give me a detention because I had forgotten to complete one of her imbecilic pieces of work. My first detention ever, in my entire 16 years.

Bitch. No. Revoke that shit. 

Here’s little history on this particular human who is stealing my air. She never marks our (my class) books, because she claims to be so overloaded with work. Well, EXCUSE ME, I have no idea what that feeling is. I ONLY have 11 exams which I need to commence revising, for trial exams, 4 pieces of coursework to complete, 4 controlled assessments in the next two weeks and extra-curricular activities. MY SCHEDULE IS FUCKING CLEAR BITCH, SO KEEP PILING UP THE WORK.

Our lessons are spent doing insignificant practical work such as: finding the mass of a creme egg using only 3 pieces of equipment or trying to protect an egg from a 10ft drop using only paper, furry wire and popsicle sticks. In-sig-fucking-ni-ficant. This isn’t even the extent of my problems, it has been going on for 2 years and I am 100% sure that myself and the rest of my class are almost completely incapable of answering physics-related questions correctly.

I have a fucking GCSE exam to prepare for and you’re wasting my life away. This is, however, besides the point. There is no punishment for her incompetent-ass. Why is there a double standard? If you do not mark my homework (a job which you are paid for) then there is no fucking way that you’re going to give me a detention for forgetting to do your work. Do your fucking job, insubordinate. There is no excuse. Can you believe that this woman has the nerve also make jokes about the fact that she doesn’t mark our work?

“If I don’t mark your books this time everyone is getting chocolate”. 

BITTTTTTTTTTTTCH, I want a good grade not some cheap-ass candy. Also, can I just point out that if this is a necessary method of compensation then at the very least, buy me some RICHART.

Let’s see which one of us has a detention record when I’m done reporting your ass to your superiors, bitch. Hopefully technology will advance for the better, most specifically the development of a time-machine which I can use to ensure that her mother swallows. However for the time being, I can only hope that people learn from their mistakes.

I have a few other problems with teachers that I wish to address, but this blog post has aggravated me so much I don’t think my keyboard could bare the slamming. Gawd, have mercy.

Please enjoy my playlist of the week: 

  1. Azealia Banks- Chasing time.
  2. Azealia Banks- Soda.
  3. Azealia Banks- Ice Princess.
  4. Bo Saris- Shoes.
  5. Bad- Wale feat. Rihanna
  6. Nicki Minaj- Only & Bed of lies sample.
  7. Romeo- Como Animales.

(THIS BLOG POST IS PROBABLY FULL OF GRAMMATICAL ERRORS BECAUSE THERE WAS TRUE HATRED FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS.)

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Pop-corn hoes. Microwavable bitches. Disposable partners. You only really use these people for sex, and then throw them away.

I haven’t had much experience in the sex department, granted I’m only 15 so many would expect that I wouldn’t have, or would they? I’m facing another problem in my life right now, and that’s the idea of having sex.  Personally, I’m not really inclined to go out and penetrate any hole, but it’s becoming increasingly popular in today’s teenage society that the idea of penetrating or being penetrated is the norm.

I have friends (I use this term loosely; acquaintances?) that have resorted to using social networks to find hookups. Now, I’m just thinking to myself, if you wanted to be part of a social movement such as this one, you would find a partner which doesn’t equate to almost….. a prostitute? Generally, I’m not referring to the monetary side of things. It’s more the idea that people who use sites such as Craigslist to find sex partners are only doing it to fill some sexual void or to impress fellow homo sapiens.

My own personal opinion is if you want to feel loved, cherished or gain a boost in confidence, you should fine-tune your etiquette, go to the hair salon/barber shop, put on your best outfit and go out!  Have a nice night out, meet a genuine person, experience your sexual desires/wildest fantasies, and then bask in the aftermath. After that, you can go and tell your friends about how you met a great guy/girl and the two of you fucked ’till the sun came up. Surely you would prefer sharing that seemingly amazing story than saying “I met dis person righttttt, on craigslist yeh, and I went to their house yeh, and like I gave them oral.” Chances are, your friends will congratulate you while avoiding eye-contact because they think you’re disgusting.

“It just seems desperate and wrong”, a quote that I stole from someone within my inner circle, directed at a friend who used Snapchat to find their first sexual partner.  Now, I don’t want to bash someone who is experienced in all this because in all honesty, that’s your decision and I’m all about that peaceful and judgement free life, ya know. Most of the time.

This post is mainly directed to the VIRGINS. Yes. Virgins. Who instead of waiting for the right person, use these sites to find their ‘first’.

If you’re older, going through a dry spell, your coochie feels as though you’re harbouring cobwebs and you don’t want anything else than a simple fuck-buddy, be my guest, go right ahead and sex till you’re all dried up again (the other way). However if you’re 16 and just want to do it because your ‘bestie’ said that she gave a boy a blowjob or your best mate said that he had sex with a ‘fit bird’, then please don’t. (try not to laugh at my terrible slang vocabulary.)

I know (obviously you’re entitled to your own opinion too) that virginity isn’t a real thing, it isn’t some special moment in your life, really. It’s just a concept. We are sexual beings. But think about it, would you really prefer just being a sex object for your 53 year old friend from Craigslist, or would you prefer to wait or meet the right person?

I just can’t.

Problematic.

It’s the 21st of October. October. 50 days ago, Summer officially ended.

Each year, the same burden (which I am about to address) is placed upon me. Unintentionally, of course. No I’m not talking about my school workload, the quickly declining temperatures or my surroundings being pitch-black at only 4pm.

FOUNDATION. That is my problem.

You see, during the Summer, most girls spend their hard-earned (questionable) money on an expensive foundation because they predict that they’re going to obtain glowing complexion. Granted, some do, however, I would like to take it upon myself to address this problem. “If not me, who? If not now,when?”

I admire you. You made your statuesque ivory skin turn into a lightly-toasted marshmallow colour through countless hours of tanning and applying tan preserve to maintain your bronzed (sometimes orange) skin.

Congratulations.

THE REAL PROBLEM IS: IT’S AUTUMN MOVING INTO WINTER!

Your precious tan has faded and it’s time to put away the bronze foundation until next year. I’m so sick of walking into a school in the morning and taking a second glance at girls because their faces are a completely different colour to their neck. In extreme cases, I could describe it as black-face. Sometimes I like to think that it’s too dark in the mornings so they have no idea what they’re doing to themselves. I like to think…

You can say this isn’t my problem, and I shouldn’t worry, but, I take pride in my own appearance and I consider other opinions(although that is questionable at times). I would hope people do that same.

It just pains me. Don’t ask me why. I might just have a severe case of second-hand embarrassment which I can’t shake off.

There are two plausible solutions though.

1. Buy a new foundation, for these seasons specifically. However, I am aware that everyone has different financial restrictions.

2. Don’t wear it at all. Especially if you’re going to school, it might be just my opinion, but you’re going there to learn not take Kim-K inspired selfies all day. All girls are beautiful without makeup on, so please, wear naked face, not NAKED 2 by Urban Decay.

Thank you for listening to my plea.

Anyway, I’m doing a playlist of the week.

I could go on with songs for years, but here is a short list.

(idea credit goes to: Georginasmusings)

  • Dumb – Jazmine Sullivan
  • Lions and tigers and Bears – Jazmine Sullivan.
  • Touch Lovin’- Trey Songz ft. Nicki Minaj
  • E.P.I.C – Machel Montano
  • Venus – Lady Gaga
  • Let me know – Tamar Braxton ft. Future
  • Drunk Texting- Chris Brown ft. Jhene Aiko
  • Don’t be gone too long – Chris Brown ft. Ariana Grande.

Hi thereeee.

So I just did a speech on this in school, and I’m gonna be honest, I’ve been overwhelmed by coursework. So, I haven’t had any time to properly sit down and create sentences. So, here is my transcript. 

No one group of people deserves more justice or equality than the other & acknowledging that is important. We need to impart this knowledge onto our generation now, because in this dystopia, there is no teaching old dogs new tricks.

There’s no doubt in my mind that black youth in America are more susceptible to police brutality solely because of the fact that they’re black. According to polling by the Public Religion Research Institute, the percent of Americans (over 16) who say that the criminal justice system treats black people unfairly rose by 9 percentage points in just one year.  In fact, every category of person polled was more likely to think so in 2014 than in 2013, including Republicans, people over 65, and whites.

America has a history of only making changes once police violence is caught on tape and shared widely. One of the first instances was after police attacked peaceful civil rights protesters in Selma, Alabama in 1965. They assaulted a group of about 500 demonstrators using tear gas, whips and sticks after Governor George Wallace ordered the planned march from Selma to the state capital Montgomery to be halted on the grounds of public safety. The television had just become an ever-present appliance and the disturbing images of brutality were hard to ignore when they flashed across our living rooms.

The recent death of Mike Brown in Ferguson, and the aftermath of this incident is most likely the most prominent candidate for change. If you do a quick Google Image search for the word “Ferguson,” the visual story of that conflict seems solidly on the side of the protesters, not the police.

Militarized tanks, rubber bullets and tear gas are all being used to ‘control’ a peaceful protest. Innocent people fighting for the rights, breaking no laws, were assaulted. The police department declared it a riot, and there were several incidents recorded where the officers were aggravating the crowd to generate a reaction to ‘justify’ their wrongdoing.

Would protesters be treated the same way if they were perhaps, of Caucasian decent? The West-Boro Baptist Church, a corrupt and twisted group of people, living a life full of hatred towards America itself is allowed to picket and protest at the funerals of the 20 children killed in the Sandy Hook School massacre. It’s justified because they’re white Americans who use the ‘freedom of speech’ act as an excuse.

Mind-boggling. In Ferguson, they’ve even gone so far as to taunt the peaceful protestors with K-9 units. If that isn’t a call back to the 1960s in response to peaceful protestors simply wanting to have equal human rights I don’t know what is. A Tumblr user’s grandmother was watching the protests on TV and said “If you ever wanted to know what fighting for equal rights was like for us back then, you’re looking at it right now on TV.”

Another act of violence was caught on surveillance video at an Ohio Wal-Mart showing the moment police fired upon and killed a man who was carrying an air rifle sold at the store itself. The recently released video appears to show 22-year-old John Crawford being fired upon seconds after police encounter him, no deliberation as to whether or not he was a threat.

It’s absolutely unacceptable that a young, black adult with a toy gun, talking on the phone with his girlfriend, not posing any threat to the public gets executed, while numerous Caucasians can strut through a store with real guns and have no fear whatsoever about someone batting an eyelid.

You may be thinking, why is this ‘white’ boy talking to us. Understandable, however most of my family is black. You may be thinking, why talk about America and not the UK? The simple answer is, because I felt it was relevant. These issues have an affect globally, and America is such a powerful nation that if things of this nature are happening over there, they are definitely happening here.

Oppression, racism and unjustified persecution are real. The only way that youth today can fight is to use the Government’s rules against them. Education is the key, learning the right that we obtain is key. Use rights to plead our case, that is, if the police don’t murder us before we have the chance. Gaining intellect to survive in the society that has been corrupted by unprecedented discriminations. The police may concoct their own version of events, the media will portray some as ‘gang-bangers’ or drug users, but the only way that we can fight is with intelligence rather than physical action. Otherwise, there will be no progress. The fight won’t end today, next year, in a few years, but as Martin Luther King said “We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.”

Yes,yes,yes, we’ve all done it. We all judge the more ‘meaty’ of the society. As a self-proclaimed ‘fat guy’ there is no denying that I, have also done it. We may not do it intentionally, or maliciously but we’ve done it.

In the era of fitness freaks, green juices and aloe vera water, the society we live in is getting more and more discriminatory against my kind. I go to school everyday and hear the word ‘fat’, and no I’m not exaggerating. Everyday. If someone asks for food, they’re fat. If they can’t run as far as the rest, they’re fat. If they don’t have a six-pack, they’re fat. I can only imagine what they call me behind my back, and surprisingly, it’s not the girls that are the gossipers nowadays. Teenage boys have an obsession with being the perfect catch. They spend more time on their hair in the mornings than girls do and use more products,you hear them talking other boys’ physical appearance rather than females.

Odd? I guess as a feminist I have one less stereotype of masculinity to cross off my list.

I’m not sure what this blog will fulfil, whether it be the outlet to voice my opinion on the insanity that I face everyday, or an safe-haven for the people who are questioning loving themselves because of what society has engrained into their minds. I guess this will even be a place for myself to draw my own conclusions, are the more ‘meaty’ people getting accepted? Or even more rejected?

But if I had one wish, I would wish that people would understand that fat doesn’t describe a person, it describes their body type. My personality isn’t fat. If I had to choose between being myself: intelligent, well-spoken, witty, and having a prosperous future in my grasp…rather than being…well.. semi-attractive with no real personality, nothing to offer the world, hardly any intelligence, and most likely have a cashier job in their future… I would choose myself.

But I know that’s not the same decision everyone would make, and that’s what needs to change.

My mum used to say one special thing, “If you’re ugly, you’re ugly. If you’re fat, you can always lose weight.” I always took this literally, but now I can finally see that ugly can be outside, or in. It doesn’t have to be taken as a insult to your character, shall we say,because to me, having no real intelligence equates to being ugly. I’m not ashamed to say that if I did lose weight, I’d be really attractive..but would that be fair to the rest? I can’t have the best of both worlds, can I?

YES. I can.